Monday, September 12, 2005

高手無招

坊間流行減肥瘦身,美容秘訣成日常指定話題,有人不恥下問,定必有成功人士虛心授教,隨便便可列舉數種方法,如:無糖減肥、中草藥療、淋巴排毒、高温瑜珈、素食瘦身、早晚運動、戒吃紅肉......

但我覺得最「絕」的,是這種答案:

「點Keep?唔知呀,我乜都食喎!」
「用咩洗面?普通番梘囉。」
「我無做運動,由細到大都無肚腩嘅,唔知點解。」
「無用防晒,不嬲咁白,可能天生呱!」
「我晚晚食宵夜喎。」

訪問名模琦琦,她說自己好懶,最怕做運動,平日最大嗜好是看書;大美人李嘉欣表示不喜歡燕窩口感,已多年沒吃,不知道飲鮮奶算不算進補;長腿名模蔣怡又高又瘦,卻自言最愛吃甜品......

天生麗質,無招可授,汝等想學也無從入手,奈何!

還有一次,記者訪問梁朝偉有何追求異性秘技,他想了想,說:「唔知呢,無試過。」真吹漲。

舉重若輕,高手無招,便是這種。

6 Comments:

At 6:44 AM, Blogger choyyee said...

天生麗質難自棄, 天生庸質何處棄呢?

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger 貴妃 said...

最頂唔順D女仔話:我所有朋友都係男仔,都唔知點解,D女仔都唔鍾意同我玩…唔,可能我個人比較爽,鬼妹仔性格囉,講野好直架…云云

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger choyyee said...

gwaifei : i have know a guy, he say that most of my friend is gal lor....um just don't know why other boys do not like to hang around with him lor....

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Helmet Jane said...

其實我都好想有一日有機會講比人知:'我無特別去搵錢架,但係唔知點解,d錢硬係要自己飛埋黎...咁多錢,真係好鬼煩囉!

聽落好折墮,之但係如果真係有呢日我又唔mind喎!

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger choyyee said...

hj : 有呢一日我地咪幫你洗面gor幾gor layer lor

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger 資少少 said...

其實我的夢想對白是:
「激死人啦,食極都唔肥......」

 

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